Hilarious article by the Onion about todays inauguration speech.
"A transcript released by his campaign prior to the address revealed that Obama ultimately cut the speech short by six pages, omitting a section about the conflict in Afghanistan and a point-by-point explanation of his economic recovery plan."
"'I thought it was really, really cool,' said Washburn's 7-year-old grandson, Gregory. 'When I grow up, I want to be a jackhammer operator.'"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_inauguration_speech_ruined